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Including making 4Kg of chilli, slicing the ham I cooked yesterday, and then finding the vacuum sealer has stopped sealing.
So I disassemble the vacuum sealer, and find the heater strip is broken. OK, let's find a new one ... Nope, I can get the material (and really cheap!) but only from China and it'll be February before it arrives. So I order a really cheap vacuum sealer on next day Amazon Prime delivery, and a 3m roll of heater wire from Hong Kong, then reassemble the sealer so it won't get damaged by the cat and I'll remember where everything goes.
And I've got two screws left over ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
My cat is actually a colony organism of hyper-intelligent hairballs who collectively think that Grumpy Cat™[^] is just way too agreeable. The good news for us hairless apes is that they can never agree on their plan for world domination, and just yack up the colony member with the best ideas.
...Well, actually, he said that I should eat "Less McDonalds", but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
Mack Donalds, how the faarrrkkkk to you twats in North America get Mickey in there? Is it McDonalds Mouse over there in Disney?
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013