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Weirdly, since I got married I have many more naked international fashion models after me than before. ...or, at least, many fairly attractive fully clothed women appear to be expressing an interest in me - they start conversations with me or compliment me on my clothing or red hair (not so much these days since its gone grey) or something.
Being married, I, of course, rebuff these offers with aplomb but still...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
I'm lucky, no matter what I do, I never reduce the number of naked international fashion models surrounding me. So far, that number has held steadily at zero. I've never experienced even the slightest reduction
My name is Sara Jane and I see that you downloaded our trial. I wanted to follow up and see if you have any questions we could answer for you.My team is responsible for ensuring the success of MongoDB users through our commercial services. I’d love to discuss what sparked your interest in MongoDB or any initiatives you are currently working on.
Would you like me to help set up a call?
Thank you and have a great evening,
I want to follow up on my recent email about the interest you have shown in us. In case you have any questions, we are happy to provide you with additional information.
Could I interest you in a call to learn more?
Can I interest you in setting up a call to learn more?
Thank you very much and have a good evening,
I'm checking in on the emails I have sent you regarding the trial that you downloaded not too long ago.
Are you interested in scheduling a call to learn more?
I apologize if I'm bothering you, but I just wanted to reach out because you had shown interest in us.Would you like to set up a quick call for more information?
Thank you very much and have a wonderful evening,
I think you can easily get a date with Sara Jane. Good luck .
I'm thinking about Sara Jane, cocumuts and a bird that can be African or European. Does Sara Jane?
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I do get marketing mails from MS , Google but nobody looks to set up a call.
Huh? what about all them friendly folks from microsoft tech support that call wanting to help get rid of a virus they found on your PC? So friendly just give them remote access and they will do all the work for you.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
I can see how "touch base" is worse in a sense as it can be taken in all kinds of undesirable ways, but for me it translates to "don't take me seriously whatever you do" whilst "reach out" comes out as "I deserve to die for reasons that you cannot begin to count."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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