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Our cockroaches, however, can't find any winter jackets in their size and our package warmers don't work below freezing, consequently; we are unable to safely ship cockroaches when the forecast is below 40 for 2 or more consecutive days.
Backyard Brains wrote:
Cockroaches are the happiest when they aren't in a shipping box for a long period of time. Therefore, we ship cockroaches out on Monday or Tuesday via 2-3 day USPS priority mail from Michigan. This way they won't sit in the Post Office over the weekend.
Pet ownership is a responsibility that builds character and confidence - and what better pet to own then your very own cockroach! If you've decided to take the plunge and dive into the world of cockroach husbandry, you might need some help supplying your colony and keeping your cockroaches alive and kicking.
Read the first 2 lines and thought "you have to be joking", the last line certainly got a chuckle, thank you.
I have a flock of sulphur crested cockatoos that will put the barking dog to shame. I've been known to mutter what you would shoot if you had a gun but being in Oz and an animal lover I really can't do that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP