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I'm a master baiter. I have a plaque and everything.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
This is because their free bus passes kick in at 9:30 AM and every bus between 9 and 9:30 gets a huge queue of them, each one flashing their pass and innocently asking "am I too early?" in the hope that the driver will let them on (hint: "computer says 'no'").
Credit where it's due, though, they'll all come back for another go the next day and the day after and the day after that ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain