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A pirate with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch walks into a bar.
Bartender asks "What happened to you"?
Pirate says, well lost my leg to a shark in the Caribbean, my hand to a mean croc in Africa and a bird sh*t in my eye.
Bartender responded how is it you lost an eye when a bird sh*t in your eye?
Pirate responded: First day with me hook.
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
What the shell are you talking about? Is this a cluckin' yoke of some sort?
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