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Like Mark Wallace I went to a school that tried to make us conform to right handed normality. As a result I
Bat in cricket right handed
bowl (again cricket) left handed
play golf (really badly) right handed
throw with my left hand
write left handed
eat left handed
tennis right handed
use a right handed mouse with my left hand
I really hated that school and have been dexterously confused ever since.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
That "thing" had corn on it. Pizza does NOT have corn on it.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
Nah, I wouldn't make a grave assumption like that...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain