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Douglas was an initiate in the Egyptian Osiris/Isis mysteries: there are 42 judges who decide the fate of the soul after death.
The heart of the deceased is ripped out by Anubis, placed on the scales where it is weighed against the "feather of Ma'at." Too heavy: You are reincarnated as front-line tech support for Windows. Nice and Light: you become a CodeProject MVP.
There is a further mystery, here, involving a scarab; if you know what that is, I give you the necessary secret handshake before we communicate about what must be concealed from mere mortals' eyes.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali