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Not exactly my cup of tea, but it did remind me of some music that a guy I used to work with recorded vocals for. No singing, just spoken words. He's a big guy with a deep voice; DJs love him for the fact that they don't have to reprocess his recordings to take it down an octave, so he's actually turned that into a bit of a sideline. He's basically given a few written sentences and has to read them out in various styles. For a few hundred bucks. Not bad. Then the DJs mix that in with whatever they're working on.
Found it. They call it hardstyle. My ex-coworker goes by the name of Tekgnosis, so if you find something on Youtube with that name, that's probably him.
Disclaimer: While his vocals are interesting...the "music" is way too bouncy and repetitive for me.
According to what he was told (by actual DJs), he's got the sort of voice that DJs want for voiceovers, but they always end up recording some random guy but have to reprocess the audio to get the pitch lower - which tends to make it sound bad. But my buddy's already got this deep voice, so he can record exactly what they want without any further tweaking.
I remember his girlfriend saying she loves to rest her head on his chest and listen to him talk. I...have not had that experience; I'm happy just to take her word for it.
I tried to browse to that endpoint and expected to see something
someapi.com is not for sale yet
Given that endpoint, I'd expect some image on a single pixel.
The back-end could transform the image to a 1x1 image and save some bandwidth.
I'd also expect x and y as separate parameters for rectangles.
For example: someapi.com/image/someImageID?x=100&y=150