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".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
me thinks JSOP is on a military installation... where they test things like this monthly.
Worked on an airbase for 5 years. Time for the "power loss generator kick over" - generator came up, ran for 20 minutes and seized. It appears no one had been maintaining the units (in other words, doing their damn jobs). The base is mainly a maintenance facility now, but back then we had F15s and KC135s on alert for TAC and SAC. The base commander and the facility commander got some a$$ that day.
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
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