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Churchmen finish final laps after first lady in car (9)
Melania in the Beast at Daytona. So Dalai Lama.
It's obvious she was in a car and he is a churchy bloke with 9 letters.
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
And I got to thinking: if a geek was stranded on a desert island, what website would you take with you ("reader only"- you can't contribute or post at all, or it'd always be "search and rescue" or similar)?
WikiHow could be handy?
How about you?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
If it was just me? It probably wouldn't be a very um....kid sister friendly site.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Old man stranded on a desert island when a beautiful young lady in a wetsuit swims up the beach. He looks at her and she asks if he is hungry? He says yes. She pulls a hamburger out of her sleeve and he eats it down. She asks if he is thirsty, and he says yes. She pull a cold bottle of beer out of her other sleeve. She starts taking off her wetsuit and asks if he wants to play around. He asks her, do you have a set of clubs in there?
The Cat in the Hat may be fifty years old, but he, and Grinch, Horton, Lorax, Thing1, Thing2, are immortal:
In 1954, a magazine report speculated that one of the reasons for declining children’s literacy was that books like “Dick and Jane” were boring. Geisel took up the challenge and wrote Cat in the Hat using 220 words suitable for beginning readers. It didn’t thrill teachers, but became one of the most popular children’s books in history. He later wrote Green Eggs and Ham when someone challenged him to write a book using 50 words or less.