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Yes! I would love to have one of those inertia dampening
couches and especially the automated drug administering
devices for when someone changes the deliverable target
a week before beta!!
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
I certainly wouldn't want any of the bridges from movies or television. All of the explosions, sparks flying, smoke billowing, and Captains gettin' jiggy with the aliens would be too distracting to get any work done.
Hmm. I've got it. I would like the bridge of Lazarus Long's Dora.
Why should it be constrained to looking like anything at all?
With the the tech they use for the replicators, transporters, and holodecks, the whole thing could be fluid, changing configuration as required by circumstance (e.g. by adding handrails during battles, to stop everyone getting tossed around so much on shockwaves that can't happen in space). Why walk over to the science station, when it can be right in front of you when you need it?
In fact, the whole ship should be generated -- which would also be handy in battles, as it would be all-but indestructible (and would also provide an inherent low-speed navigation system, which would be even more useful in battles, which apparently will always be conducted at extremely low speeds).
That's the problem with most people who call themselves sci-fi writers: they add tech to meet very specific needs in a story or two, but rarely give any consideration to how it will affect everything else.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
The Millenium Falcon - so that I can fly over Disney headquarters drawing in some imperial star destroyers, preferably while the cast of The Rise Of Skywalker are present.
Another movie I walked out of half way through...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
... My Sous Vide circulator started overreading the temperature - 15 ~ 25C over - so it's not cooking properly. So ... this close to Christmas, I order a new one - and realize it's coming from Germany, where they use Euro plugs instead of UK ones.
Not a problem - to keep the warranty I order a plug converter.
Then I contact the manufacturer that I bought the original from 21 months ago and ask if there is any way to fix it.
They reply that's it's under warranty and they are sending a replacement!
Two year warranty I didn't know about ...
So the German one arrives yesterday, but the adapter doesn't because of "real world events beyond the courier's control".
Still not a problem.
Adapter arrives today, in a battered box and courier apologizes profusely for the late delivery, explaining the original van it was on has an accident.
Open the box. A pair of UK Size 8 jeans.
Looks like when the accident happened everything got spilled and random objects were stuffed into random boxes and I got the booty prize.
So now I organise a return, and re-order - but this has "Mission Failed" written all over it ... today isn't going well, perhaps I should just go back to bed?
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