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I guess I don't have to explain myself
The customer always does an export at the end of the day, at least according to the customer.
They can't even not do it because their business depends on it.
Needless to say, that's not how they work at all and I just got a month worth of exports all at once
Of course, my code can't handle this because of reasons (mostly because of a ridiculously complicated pre-XML format that I have to use).
The project is over budget and I can't spend any more hours on it.
Sometimes I think I've chosen the wrong profession
Yes, there is a translation step necessary when dealing with customers and those terms. Never means more like in around 10% of cases. Always is more like 75% of cases. Exceptions are definitely the rule.
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Fix a motorcycle engine.
Cook a gourmet meal.
Sew curtains, curtain liners, tablecloths, napkins, pillow cases, mostly via the sewing machine.
Change fuses and lightbulbs, wire a house, wire a motorcycle loom from scratch, fit a shelf, heck - create furniture including shelves, solder, desolder, read a circuit diagram, fix a PCB (with a circuit diagram).
Oh, and I can bang out code too.
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