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Warning: If you come to Norway, in particular if your last name is Cook, you should rather use your full first name (which I assume is Stephen or something similar). "Steve" is pronounced like the Norwegian word for "stiff" (stiv), and "Cook" is pronounced like a Norwegian slang term for Cook with a single o.
Even if your last name is not Cook, you might receive some funny look if you introduce yourself as: Hi, I am stiff!
Just a tip: Don't do it while lunch break or after eating something if you don't have a very resistant stomach
Pompey 3 wrote:
My first name is Scott if your name doesn’t yield any results.
Dirty Mike is a good competitor, didn't compare though
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
Maybe you should vent sooner rather than saving your ventilator.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
A client wants some reporting stuff automation.
The problem... The reporting tool of their ERP system is over 15 years old
The supplier has since switched to a new format and I had to get a report viewer from... Somewhere
It's not really a problem for me though, the whole report is XML which is decent enough (as decent as XML gets anyway).
The real problem is within the report content... Pascal Script!
Actually printing a report is going to be nice, their SDK for this version is only available in... Delphi
Someone else is doing the Delphi, luckily
I didn't think I was old enough to ever witness Pascal, even if it's just its unholy script spawn.
Pascal Script looks a lot like PL/SQL and thus burns mine eyes!
I've already ordered a set of dark robes to perform my (now) nightly programming rituals.
A question for the initiated, do I need a cauldron?