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after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Fun is what you do for entertainment. Being a boring person doesn't mean I don't like fun; but there's a time and place for everything.
Are you writing entertaining code, or reliable boring and predictable code? Which of those two will you invest in?
It's not sexy to be predictable, but you don't want sexy heating or tapwater in your house. You want them to "just work". You don't want a cool surgeon, but someone who claims to have done it a thousand times. You don't want financial advice from someone who goes for "sexy and cool". You want something reliable.
Here's one to keep you occupied; is your hubby a sexy, cool, adventurous kind? Or is he reliable and boring?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.