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I work for butchers, I could probably sell it as pork.
However, if you make it look like an accident you may not have to hide it at all.
However, that may be too... Humane.
If you really want him to suffer, without breaking any laws, tell him you really need the application to print a report using Crystal Reports and he's the one who should make it because no one else is smart enough.
Don't you have any dark closet where you can place him to review the biggest legacy project you can find in the gvnt division (preferrably in VB6)?
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Someone needs to point out that "the emperor has no clothes". If you all let it go then your frustrations will just grow to the point where you throw yourself off a cliff (fortunately I did not live near any cliffs).
Ah what a wealth of excellent ideas, you would think this scenario was common. The body to the piggery or dung heap but keep the head and put it on a spike outside the common meeting room (sorry RossMW this is close to your suggestion).
I do like the Crystal Reports suggestion and if you make him code it in VB it would just add that little twist of angst to the project.
However I would use a cluebat and duct tape. Belt him with the cluebat as he enters the meeting then tape his mouth shut. Watch as he turns beet red with frustration.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP