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How much did you have to pay for it? Have you got a link?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
I got bored being at home so I decided to take off and go horseback riding. Something I haven't done in a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It just wouldn't stop.
Thankfully the manager at the Dollar General store came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.
I'll be fine. You know where to send gifts and get well cards
The orange dot on the icon of new posts hid the joke icon, so I took this seriously at first and you got me worried when reading the first lines.
Anyway, nice joke ! Another one on the same line:
Two drunkards met in the morning after a party. One of them is all bandaged and looks really bad.
- What happened? - the first guy asks.
- Yesterday, when you left, I was walking home when suddenly, a horse jumped over me out of nowhere and broke my spine. I tried to get up and all of a sudden a train hit me. I tried to get up again - and there's a f***ing rocket flying straight at me.
- No way this happened !
- If you don't believe me, ask the carousel's owner.
Our analysis has not produced any answers. In fact, it has raised several new questions. Although we are as confused as ever, we believe that we are confused on a higher level, about more important things.
Take a look at this very cool SandSara random sand sketcher. SANDSARA | Indiegogo[^]
I always like innovative ideas. This is simple but actually quite cool that someone thought of making this in this way.
*This is an indiegogo fundraiser but I'm not affiliated with it in any way.
You can watch the youtube video if you don't want to go to indiegogo. SANDSARA - YouTube[^]
Like I said, I just really like the creative innovative idea captured by the thing.
Will it be possible to reach you to your email? Our team needs good quality consulting for reviewing the OOAD/design patterns we use. We are a little team & I'm a long-time CP user. I'll introduce myself once you connect through email. The work involves just a few hours per week. You'll be free to choose your timing. Your articles & blogs are brilliant. Very much suited to our needs. Just wanted to check. Kindly let me know if you would be interested.
Been trying to reach you, but Couldn't figure-out your email.
No, you cannot have access to a members email - that is personal information and thus covered by data protection / GDPR.
You can however send a "private email" to a user via the "Email" link at the bottom of a forum message (unless the member has blocked it - raddevus hasn't) which allows you to send your email address to a users registered email address together with a message.
That doesn't mean the email will be received - some use an "auto delete" email for login - or that the user will reply to you.
Only if the user chooses to reply directly will you get his email address.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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A married man left work early on Friday and went out for a few drinks with his buddies and ended up partying with them all weekend and spent his entire pay check.
When he finally returned home on Sunday his wife was furious and berated him excessively. After a couple of hours of nagging and scolding she asked him "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
"That would suit me just fine!!" the man said.
Well.....Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday went by with the same result.
Wednesday came and went and the man still hadn't seen his wife.
Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye.
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