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"Dinner is on me."
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Would you like a fork or just a spoon?
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Help! Help! A talking plate! ?
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Side effect of being in solitary confinement within your home: the plates start talking to you
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Oh, mine and I don't chat much anymore; I guess we're both tired of platitudes.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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your coat sir - there's the door
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Obviously, serves him right.
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I have this weird OCD where I arrange dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
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Damnit, you made me upvote a pun.
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Puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Hold still, DR. We're going to have to hurt you now.
Software Zen: delete this;
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/ravi
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Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water: if it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Hard work is better than perfection.... Loudestsoul
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Leslie was here only 3 weeks ago...[^] - And here I was, thinking he was dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yeah, I thought I was having deja vu all over again...
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Damnit! I thought it was too good to be one of mine ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I had been hesit-ant to b-roach the subject.
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Does this mean you are now the UnOriginalGriff? 
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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... it's made of wood? 😁
(sorry, holy grail reference....)
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Herself has been sent home from work, and they are trying to organise a Coronavirus test*
So I'm also assumed to have it - understandably - and we are fully quarantined. You should probably wear PPE while reading posts from me, and seek medical advice if I have helped you recently.
My Antivirus didn't help, not did my firewall ... it was an inside job!
* More complicated that it should be: she doesn't have any photo ID as she can;t drive and never leaves Wales unless she has to, much less the UK.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Thanks. I think it's just a cold, but ... she is pretty scared.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: she doesn't have any photo ID
Then how do you know she hasn't been switched out with a fembot?
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