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The ah, the one that was with you throughout the day's trials and tribulations.
The one with which you spent so very many hours with late at night and into the early hours.
The one that watched silently and sometimes, with subtle scorn as you made mistake after mistake.
Thank heavens she made you get a wriggle-on and move on with your life.
Wonder what she's up to these days, spoken recently?
As I almost always cook and similarly almost always eat little to nothing all day: I'm quite hungry by dinner. The food's cooked and the problem becomes getting her to sit down before it's cold is sometimes a problem. You know - you shout out it's done and she'll say 'just a minute'. She never tells me witch minute to which she is referring.
One option I have - if I'm busy (or cheated and found a jar of nuts and finished it) is to declare "snack dinner". This justifies a free-for-all on get what you can before the other does, eat it, and repeat until eyes are glassy.