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That explains the mid-life crises feeling I have this year. I did not know it was cyclical.
What a bummer.
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone
How much did you have to pay for it? Have you got a link?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
I got bored being at home so I decided to take off and go horseback riding. Something I haven't done in a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It just wouldn't stop.
Thankfully the manager at the Dollar General store came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.
I'll be fine. You know where to send gifts and get well cards
The orange dot on the icon of new posts hid the joke icon, so I took this seriously at first and you got me worried when reading the first lines.
Anyway, nice joke ! Another one on the same line:
Two drunkards met in the morning after a party. One of them is all bandaged and looks really bad.
- What happened? - the first guy asks.
- Yesterday, when you left, I was walking home when suddenly, a horse jumped over me out of nowhere and broke my spine. I tried to get up and all of a sudden a train hit me. I tried to get up again - and there's a f***ing rocket flying straight at me.
- No way this happened !
- If you don't believe me, ask the carousel's owner.
Our analysis has not produced any answers. In fact, it has raised several new questions. Although we are as confused as ever, we believe that we are confused on a higher level, about more important things.