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A while back, Michaela Blott of Xilinx was the first I know of to do it all, communications and otherwise, to put a KVS onto an FPGA that handled IP requests at line rates up to 10gbps (and they projected they could do 100gbps with one FPGA node.)
I've gotten the C# compiler to give me an internal error. I think I was doing something terrible and unforgivable with generics, admittedly. It has happened intermittently from time to time, but I've only encountered it consistently once.
That's the best I got. I love that you had a contest to confuse the compiler. It's kind of mean though.