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I know how to Google. The top 10 answers don't work; why you think I asked here?
Thank you for the bloody suggestion sunshine. After 20+ years of development, a "simple search" is the answer. Brilliant. I will have to propose you for a No Bell price. Your advice was free, but I still want my money back.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Yes. My father had that posted on the stereo system.
ALLES TOURISTEN, NON-TECHNISCHEN, UND LOOKENPEEPERS
DAS MACHINESCONTROL IST NICHT FUR GERFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. ODERWEIGE, ISEASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENVERK, BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPRITZENSPARKEN. DER MACHINE IST DIGGEN BY EXPERTEN ONLY, IST NICHT FUR GEVERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. ZO DAS RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTON PICKEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS.
RELAXEN UND VATCHEN DAS BLINKEN LIGHTS
ALL TURISTS AND NONTECNIC LOOKENSPEEPERS!
THE COMPUTER MACHINE IS NOT FOR PICKING AND DIGGING! ORWISE IS EASY TO SNAP THE SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN AND POPPENCORKEN WITH GREAT SPARK.
IS NOT FOR WORKING WITH FOOLS. THE RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN THE COTTON-PICK HANDS IN THE POCKETS.
ZO RELAX AND WASH THE FLASHING LIGHTS