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I'd add Microsoft's Remote Desktop App (available for Android and iPhone). Not as good as logging in with a PC, but they did cleverly set it up so the phone screen functions like a laptop touchpad rather than trying to make touches pass through as clicks. It's much more usable than I expected.
Dev life MOSTLY depends from IDE. Your items can be useful in a narrow applications, but in general you sit in IDE. Me personally use Visual Studio and even after 20 years of "improvements" it still suxx in many features. Intellisense still on the level of 80es. Code organization still primitive. Navigation suxx. A LOT of problems, but M$ doesn't care - they play with ugly Git and teams features. Teams? On Personal Computer? They definitely loose main point of personal tool.
Ask me again in a few weeks! Whatever is broken in the technical ecosystem I’m using at the time will come to mind first.
Issues in the language itself are well-known. You may not agree with all the criticisms of the language, but you have to agree with some.
The dev environment is something out of the movie Brazil: a curious mix of technologies and practices that seem intended mostly to annoy everyone involved and can only have evolved because no sane person would ever design it this way.
The lack of a standard library leads to NPM and frameworks that change every six minutes and it’s a cesspool.
I’d go on, but focusing on this is starting my day off the wrong way!
oh totally the part where we have only loser coders (or pretending/being forced to be losers) nowadays, that only can use those horrible non languages that are object oriented based... with focus only on stupid capitalism, and totally lack of quality or compatibility.... instead of the beauty and freedom that regular C is... with the simplicity of a simple build system...
ofcourse one IDE that would allow to compile as you type, causing modules to become obsolete, and that can understand what you do with some minor form of AI, so that it can suggest the next piece of code for you to code even on the phone (if it was possible to code for phones without all that java/OOP garbage) touch would be nice... i wanted to do that if i had a team... and that is very lightweight (totally not the MSVC monstruosity) ... but this IDE part is optional, but as a wish that would be very nice....
Were it not for Nagy V, I'd be risking broaching this subject - which was surprisingly absent. In part, however, it's because I'm so well isolated from management and my only real "customer" is someone who actually needs what they ask for and knows how to ask for it.
But the star fixes would be in the following categories:
Mandatory Intelligence test for users before they can use applications
Mandatory Intelligence test for managers, cyber-security, and others before they make comments/suggestions
Painful consequences for those who have me create and refine a project and then never use it
Many years ago, my dad was responsible for coming up with his division's budget. We're talking late 60s here (at IBM no less). This was the most stressful part of his year, as every edit required the budget to be completely re-typed. After a couple of years of misery, he had an epiphany, "My company makes computers. What we're doing is stupid." So off he went, taught himself Algol (I think that's correct), and wrote "the budget program."
Day 1 of release a guy calls him:
him "your program doesn't work....." <snickers>
dad "What's it doing?"
him "It's just blinking at me.."
dad "Did you enter your name?"
him "Yes" <snicker>
Dad ... thinking hard... "press return"
him "hey! it's fixed."
Unfortunately, newer more modern versions of "a user" have been released.
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
I wish hackers would go away so I could stop having to pay security taxes.
For the same reason, I wish customers would pay honestly so I could stop wasting time securing the product against unlicensed use.
I wish Microsoft would finish its APIs before releasing them.
Reliable and deterministic GUI layout (and stop trying to cram the whole world into a browser)
Team members that would stop taking shortcuts, and bosses that think cheaper/faster isn't worth the expense/delay/mess
A complete set of tools that everyone is happy with so we can stop changing them all the time and get some work done
Marketing departments would have small budgets, get it right the first time, and stop forcing us to create nonsensical applications and keep changing them in a giant hurry. Recognize when a product is finished and stop piling in more features that ultimately ruin it. (That goes for programming languages, too.)
Reliable hardware, asynchronous access everywhere all the time, push notifications, easier thread coordination that didn't result in crashes or hangs whenever something went amiss
Hotshot programmers that know their place and humbly stay in it
I wish all customers would follow troubleshooting instructions, in order, to completion, answering every question that was asked, only what was asked, in complete, intelligible, punctuated sentences.
Most of my software development woes are not technology related but people related.
1. Coworkers that actually know how to code (present job excluded)
2. Previous employees that worked on the code that actually knew how to code (present job included)
3. Management that wasn't a collection of overpaid morons (present job excluded)
4. Third party vendors that would actually write decent API's
5. Third party vendors that would actually write decent documentation for aforementioned API's.
The only technology solution I want is:
1. One button click to fully clone my entire development environment onto another computer.