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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: That was far too serious for Sunday...
I know.  But it got me thinking!
Marc
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Debugging? Testing? Pah! That's what customers are for.  
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You don't work for HP do you?
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What are your methods?
No need to debug if you get it right the first time! Of course, this rarely happens!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I used to check in insect repellent with my code in TFS. I had to stop because of that awful code smell.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I test as I go. I'd rather debug 10-50 lines than get 100's of lines in to find I must have been smoking the wacky taccy with code that had no hope of ever working.
When people bring me code they want help debugging, I usually gut the code to something smaller and gives proof of concept instead of dealing with all the bells and whistles they coded before finding if the core code was going to work in the first place.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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'Prince of Tides' author Pat Conroy dies at 70[^]
Cancer is a [REDACTED].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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human-ice interactions
This reads like it was completely computer generated. Then again, I've known some women I would certainly describe as "glacial." 
Marc
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In Australia 'ice' is colloquially used to describe Meth.
Might be relevant gor Trump.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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But, did you ascribe the adjective, "glacial," only after you were unable to melt them, and there was no run-off ?
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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Marc Clifton wrote: I've known some women I would certainly describe as "glacial.
Does that refer to their mood or speed of thought? Or perhaps what seems to be the case here, both.
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Mladen Janković wrote: Feminist Code: Critical Code Studies Working Group 2014 | HASTAC[^]
In a rational world, the author of this piece of drivel would be tarred, feathered, and run out of her university on a rail.
In our world, she'll probably be put on the short track to tenure. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well that's one 'possibility space', certainly but let's not get too caught up in paradigmatic analysis too hastily lest we collapse the dialectic. It is essential that we lucubrate on perambulation before we envisage accelerated motion.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You, sir, are a doubleplusgood duckspeaker 
(see Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Four)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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For years I was saying, that we value to much the research universities make...so we give too much money to run them and we end up with such idiotic results...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This sort of article just show how rich we have all become - we can afford to waste tens of thousands of dollars on people who couldn't express a coherent thought to save their lives.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The problem is that university tenure now depends so much on publishing rather than genuine results or teaching ability that lecturers and professors simply do not have time to reflect on their latest brilliants ideas. It has to be got down on paper and into a journal asap. It's quantity not quality that vice-chancellors and department heads will be totting up at the end of each academic year.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Tell me about that...
One of our customers, became an university (from collage) not too lately... It was some horrible place even before (they run for the research money to get the 'university' label), but now it is just catastrophic...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Another in our occasional series of new albums that I didn't think I'd enjoy but are getting more than a cursory second listening: Limitless by Tonight Alive
Sample track: To Be Free[^]
This is the second album by an Ozzie band which has got some criticism from the native rock press for the abandonment of punk elements in the first and for being too polished but you can't have everything. Bit of a genre defying outing with all kinds of influences (this track even suggests a bit of Little Big Town style country in places) but with a familiar pop/rock foundation (sometimes bordering on rock cliche but rescued by outstanding vocals).
Anyway, enjoy ... or not. There won't be a test! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: the native rock press
Why, what does this have to do with rock?
It's just a nice and catchy pop song
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Sander Rossel wrote: Why, what does this have to do with rock?
That's the question they're asking. The band's initial reputation was built on a much harder, less pure, punk.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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IDETLIAID
Life is too shor
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Iditarod[^]
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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