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Nah - my MSDN expired, and it's too expensive for me to renew.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Except the javaScript part.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It seems to be referring to the combination of JavaSript and PHP, which I would agree could be considered evil!
Life is too shor
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Not living up to the stereotypes, but Tim Peake is happy because he's found his tea and had a bacon sarnie.[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Sounds like a good title for a real-life sit-com.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's a faarrrkkkking sanga ya Pommy git. It ain't never been a butty or buttie or whatever the faarrrkkkk you lot mis-pronounce it as.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You may have snags on your sangas while going walkabout upside down rummaging through your bush, but we here in the mother country have banger butties! Damn colonial (or convict) oiks!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I assume as its 1am there you have been consuming copious quantities of Amber Nectar. 
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Bacon doesn't go in a sandwich, it makes it sound too refined.
It's a bun or a buttie, with a little Brown Sauce! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My mom told me I could be whoever I wanted to be when I grew up. Turns out the police call that identity theft. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's the reason why schyzophrenia has been invented.
With it, you can actually double your life-time.
I never finish anyth
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When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on TV
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick
When I step out on the scene
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Justin, is it you?
I never finish anyth
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Nah just a regular everyday normal guy.
Definition of normal unclear.
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OK its my first (and last) go at this and the best I could come up with...
wait here for unusual headstart (5,4)
modified 18-Dec-15 4:44am.
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Is it "Death Star"? (anagram) 
I ain't got no signature.
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Yep good one, your turn Monday.
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Thanks, but why would this be your last one?
I ain't got no signature.
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Because I have no intention of answering another CCC, therefore I will never again be the WSO.
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\~_/(||} (8)
Hints:
- Two pictures are displayed!
- Although it looks cheap, if you think about it, it's quite expensive.
3rd Hint would have been:
3. Omnomnom!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 18-Dec-15 7:05am.
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The first thing that pops up in my head seing that is Well. But that's a little too short.
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Well thats false :P
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Bathroom? Backdoor? Playroom?
I ain't got no signature.
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