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Q: What does a Buddhist electrician chant?
A: Ohmmmmm
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Resistors are futile: you will be integrated.
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Now, ok... let us discuss this, based on the Theorie of James Clerk Maxwell  
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With reluctance.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I'm not sure I have the capacity to understand that joke, none-the-less, you should be inducted into the joke hall of fame. 
Marc
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I'm not sure I understand your remark but I think you should be integrated as a resistor!
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Gabapentin, that is.
My mom is taking these for pain.
This stuff knocks my mom out, and makes her quite loopy.
She just told me she had a dream where someone was hitting the I-80 Bridge (between Iowa and Illinois) with a giant spatula. 
She has also told our dog to bite me several times for no reason, getting a strange look from said dog each time (the dog is a very intelligent Irish Wolfhound who loves me to pieces and would never bite me).
I think we need to talk to her doctor about these side effects.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sending it as an email to your doctor could have been better instead of posting it here.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hitting the I-80 Bridge with a giant spatula.
That would make a great album cover!
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LOL! 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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As others have suggested here, I think your mother needs to consult her doctor asap ... now, that's assuming your mother was prescribed GabaPentin by a competent, licensed, physician who took into account her age, her general and specific health problems, etc.
If you have any doubts about the physician who (I assume) prescribed this drug, then get a second opinion from another doctor in another medical practice.
best wishes for your mother's health, and your sanity, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: She just told me she had a dream where someone was hitting the I-80 Bridge (between Iowa and Illinois) with a giant spatula.
No, that happened[^] ... didn't it? 
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Before you talk to the doctor, capture some of this stuff on video and post it on YouTube. It's going to go viral, I assure you!
BTW - my mother does much the same, but without meds. It's sad to watch, but it's part of life, winding down...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I watched my father-in-law mistake his own daughter for a past girlfriend whilst on pain meds. Creepy!  They also caused him to call me in the middle of the night confused and disturbed about some crazy dream or hallucination he had just had...and having absolutely no idea what time it was. They found another medication that worked without the loopiness, but not sure what it was now. Good luck! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You're right about them being loopy pills. A friend of mine ended up addicted to them (along with a number of other painkillers and anti suppressants) for years. The withdrawals were unpleasant to say the least.
If you haven't looked into its principal use then I suggest you do, as hopefully there would be some less potent medication that would be suitable for your mum... fingers crossed anyway.
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Does a metrognome keep little time?
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Does it really meter?
/ravi
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This is an ignominious illation!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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No. But a micrhobbit does.
I never finish anyth
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Yes but fairy accurately!
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Hope everyone remembered to set their scales back 10 lbs. last night.
Gus Gustafson
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Wouldn't have 10 kgs been better?
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That's a lot!
Gus Gustafson
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