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I have no clue who this is. However, his pictures make him appear to be a fun and energetic person. I am sorry for your loss. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Do a YouTube search for "Two Ronnies fork handles sketch"...
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That sketch is a master-class in comic genius. I saw it on a clip-show presented by the pair (obviously when both were still alive) and Barker said he was unhappy with the ending but didn't really know how to end it any better. It was only later that a better ending came to him...the original shopkeeper storms off and gives the list to the off-screen assistant, who comes on to reveal themselves to be a large-bosomed women. She looks at the list and asks the customer "What kind of knockers would you like?"
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Short but to the point.
Unlike Ronnie himself, who never got to the point! 
He gave a lot of people a lot of laughs
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It does seem like some malevolent deity is determined to take all the fun out of life this year! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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A comic genius.
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[^] Shall we not cherish (what we find as) the best within our collectivity in the fragile hope we may find the best within ourselves ?
cheers, Bill the Flawed
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Well, that's one way to go, certainly, but ....
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Sorry for being late!
Famous caribou's nickname encompasses five hundred for the hue of it's sneezer! (5)
It's not good, but should be solvable! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Wouldn't be snout better than sneezer?
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Ruddy?
Reddish colour
Rudolf's nickname: Rudy
Five hundred (olde romanus) = D
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Thank you, you're up tomorrow!
Sings: Rudy the ruddy nosed caribou, had pretty shiny sneezer ...
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Except...Rudolph was a reindeer, not a caribou[^]
That's not why I didn't get it - I'm feeling pretty think today - but it'll do as an excuse!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Initially I started out as blind Bambi's owner - I had no eye deer.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm feeling pretty think today
Sounds like you're coming down with a cold. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Er, yeah, he was/is. All reindeer are caribou. Not all caribou are reindeer. It's like all terriers are dogs but not all dogs are terriers.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Hey, do you know the way to Shell Beach?
Which movie?
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Shock and Awe II
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Rambo XIX : Beach-bbq
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Deepwater Horizon II - From BP to Shell
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"Shellfish Springbreak"?
Or "Bob the Spounge going dry", I'm not sure.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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Leaving Gnome for Bash.
[EDIT]
There are rumours that there will be a sequel named "Leaving Windows for Bash".
[/EDIT]
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