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I used to work with industrial printers: The most comforting thing I have seen was UK sales manager (and general purpose PITA) trying to fix a leaking machine then vigorously scratching his itchy back - in a £50 shirt.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.