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the rabbi, the minister, the Pope, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, the frog, the horse, the ten inch piano player, the blonde, the electron, the neutron and the proton, the gorilla, the Scotsman, the Englishman and the Irishman use to go
You have missed the cowboy and the farmer.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
I used to work with industrial printers: The most comforting thing I have seen was UK sales manager (and general purpose PITA) trying to fix a leaking machine then vigorously scratching his itchy back - in a £50 shirt.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.