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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Use Sharepoint instead,
Or, you ask everyone to shoot themselves in the foot, tie both hands behind their back, squirt toothpaste in their eyes and hop randomly around the office. That would at least be more entertaining.
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Spend a day or 2 writing an addin for Outlook - it's easy once you realise that 99% of all the examples available on the web don't work. Don't try to distribute it though, writing an installer for it is 10 times harder than writing the addin
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This guy[^] has got his priorities sorted.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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I am totally opposed to all forms of running.
Sorry, it was a bad joke but I just saw this[^] story and the title popped into my head.
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Better racist than sexist.
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Now I'm in the mood for some yummy custard.
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Hoisted over with mustard. Damn, I'm busted.
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 .... now you're making me flustered! 
Ali
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That's because my hard drive's clustered.
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Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard
You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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...And return some normality to the proceedings,
Here[^] is a Monkey Washing a Cat.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC League Table Link
CCC Link[ ^]
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I must get back to work. I laughed at that video. Have a 5.
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 OK I laughed at that.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
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the third one on this[^] looks like a tribble with facial features.
Pete
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ROTFL. And I have not even clicked on the link yet.
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Exactly what I thought - no need to watch, "Here is a monkey washing a cat" is simply a delicious sentence to read.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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This video should be the new Roadmap for peace in the middle-east.
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Which of the involved parties will have to take the role of the cat and which the one of the monkey?
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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George W Bush was always going to be the Monkey!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC League Table Link
CCC Link[ ^]
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