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Spend a day or 2 writing an addin for Outlook - it's easy once you realise that 99% of all the examples available on the web don't work. Don't try to distribute it though, writing an installer for it is 10 times harder than writing the addin
Which of the involved parties will have to take the role of the cat and which the one of the monkey?
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.