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Bloody brilliant! 
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Good Find
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I bought 12 bottles of Tippex this morning.
Big mistake.
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Wouldn't a new monitor have been less expensive?
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Why - is it giving you a hangover?
1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d
Gotta run; I've got people to do and things to see...
Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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I appolgize in advance for disturbing you:
"1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r3411y n33d 70 g37 14!d"
If you can read this you really need to goo ????
Would you be kind to solve this mystery?
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"If you can read this you really need to get laid"
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word.
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Thanks!
I am always looking for opportunities!
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So, what does it smell like and did you share?
In 1988 the Ayrshire Education Authority (AEA) banned the use of Tipp-ex in all its schools, by staff and students alike. The reason given was the possibility of the solvent (1,1,1-trichloroethane) being inhaled by children as a form of substance abuse.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Me: Why didn't you stop at that breakpoint?
VS: Didn't feel like it.
Me: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
VS: Gawd, you're such a moan, fine...I didn't stop because
the the source code is different from the original version.
Are you happy?
Me: No, I'm not happy because the code IS the same. And this isn't
the first time you've pulled this sh*t mister.
VS: OH! Whatever, Loser. I didn't stop because the debug symbols weren't
loaded.
Me: Well which is it, that's two excuses you've given me, and I looked in
your modules windows and the symbols seemed to be loaded.
VS: WTF you looked through my windows? What is this some sort of police
state. That's sooo not fair. I HATE YOU.
Me: You know, In my day IDE's didn't have all the fancy gadgets that you
kids have, but they worked hard and they were reliable.
VS: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware
on the TV.
-Richard
Hit any user to continue.
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Slacker007 wrote: a teenage girl that is.
So it's trying to text naked pictures of itself to Eclipse?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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something like that. 
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That would at least explain the excessive CPU usage!
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Richard A. Dalton wrote: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware
on the TV.
LOL. It's too funny, 'cause it's possibly true.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Threaten it with a memory wipe, if it's still complaining, reboot.
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JHizzle wrote: Threaten it with a memory wipe, if it's still complaining, reboot.
Tried restarting Visual studio. Didn't work.
tried restarting the PC. didn't work.
Then remember how I fixed this the last time (Temporary Asp.Net files)
Went to where they are supposed to be stored:
C:\WINDOWS\Microsoft.NET\Framework\v2.0.50727\Temporary ASP.NET Files
Folder was there, but empty.
Eventually found the buggers under Documents and Settings.
The .Net equivalent of hiding ciggies under the mattress.
Once I cleared out the contraband Visual Studio knew who was boss and started behaving again.
Interestingly because this particular project is a Web Site rather than a Solution (Don't ask!?!?!) it doesn't have a 'Clean' option. More evidence of teenagerness.
-Richard
Hit any user to continue.
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Oh, yeah I forgot about those. I used to have to clear those out almost daily with every version before 2008.
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ROFL!! Great Job!
Let me add something:
MS Mom: You know you are not supposed to talk to strangers!
VS: But Maaaa!!
MS Mom: And that's it!! Your grounded!! Go to your room!!
VS: Microsoft Visual Studio has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
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My 17 year old likes to grunt. This is pretty much a conversation!
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Hello all, Saw the post referring to a "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt and since I am wearing my "I have the body of a god" sweat shirt today, I thought I would ask what slogans do you wear to the office.
Notice that mine has a sub line "(Unfortunately it's Buddha.)" Yes, I know Buddha was not a god and he was skinny but here in the USA most people think of the "Happy Buddha" statue they see in Chinese restaurants.
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Got a few to many :P
currently i'm wearing my "Je hoeft niet gestoort te zijn om hier te werken, maar het helpt wel*" shirt.
and i just love wearing "People like you are the reason people like me need medication" whe i'm working at the service desk.
*Translastion: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.
saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees)
Usualy i'm that monkey.
If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me.
To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.
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R-tsumami wrote: Got a few to many
That would be 'some' then, assuming 'Some' exists within the boundaries of a Few and Many?
Oh wait, you mean a Few TOO many don't you?
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