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Jesus! Someone had to pay $9M because they filed a lawsuit against someone else whom they thought were abusing elephants? What the elephant!
I have no idea if those animals were being abused, but hundreds or perhaps thousands of elephants and other animals are being brutally hacked to death for their horn, ivory, skin, etc., in the wild. At least the animals in zoos and circuses get to live longer.
I think it would be great if these protesters can spend their money and efforts towards making the lives of those animals in the wild a little more safer. May be help preserve endangered species, prevent poaching etc., instead of spending $9M to settle a case that they couldn't have possibly won.
Excerpts from my Email communication with HR of a Multinational Company for a job of "Mobile App Consultant"
"We found your name from monster.com Your profile seems to exactly match the profile we are looking for. Please send your updated CV...."
I send them my profile to see where I stand for the post.
Now read this to make your day.
"We are sorry to inform you that your experience does not match with our criteria. We are looking for 10 years experience in Android development"
I am sorry. But I still hate HR department even after a decade of professional life.
I understand exactly how mad you are. I had the same experience in arround 1980.
I've a degree in maths and physics. Ended up designing Building Services,(Heating, Ventilation, Airconditioning). running contracts, ( learned All sorts of legal stuff) ended up in consultancy, getting handsumly paid as engineering expert for insurance cases.
It's a multi-dimensional, time-travelling company, obviously. From what I suspect, you're just a regular earthling born in the 20th century who hasn't yet put down a down payment on his first time machine.
What you need to do is have your future self loan you his time machine, travel back to 2008 for the initial Android release, work until the present, then time travel back to 2008 again and work for a competing company that puts your previous self's company out of business, causing a paradoxical time anomaly that can only be remedied by working as a "Mobile App Consultant" for whatever the job posting company was.
1) The number "10" is written in binary.
2) It's a test to see how you react when confronted with frustrating situations.
3) They have a secret robotics laboratory where they are building actual androids.