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Usage of phone for Social Networking Websites is now huge.
That's why that guy could not even think of any device other than phone, which can access Facebook, so sad !!! 
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I can't even read something that small! 
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Very Cool![^]
Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
 2.0.82.7292 SP6a
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Not any more endless than a circle; just one-sided... or surfaced?
modified 17-Jan-13 18:59pm.
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Funny, it is just like a circle. Nothing new there, just need a hall that connects to itself. I have been in school building like that.
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Where the floor becomes the ceiling?
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Just a slight problem with gravity unless using velcro in outerspace, or one is a fly.
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Not exactly "endless"; it's just Mobius. You get the same "endlessness" with two rooms that have two connecting doors.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat...?"
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife".
"Ex-wife!" she screams "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't".
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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+50 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Ouch
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Men with guns seldom have ex-wives. 
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IF nobody can find the body he wasn't 
is this a signature ?
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Can I quote Tim on that 
(yes|no|maybe)*
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... now that voting is turned back on ... just going back to +5 a few old messages.
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Harvey
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Pauline Phillips aka 'Dear Abby' has passed on [^] ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
2.0.82.7292 SP6a
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You say no more advice, but I've just noticed @Dead_Abby is promising to keep the advice coming on Twitter.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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and technically, her daughter took on the role several years ago...
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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"Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Have you any suggestions? — M.J.B. in Oakland, Calif.
Dear M.J.B.: Yes. Run for a public office."
Nihil obstat
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Collin Jasnoch wrote: But sometimes I just have to poke a hole in things
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Collin Jasnoch wrote: Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Hi Colin, that's an intriguing signature.
I keep wondering if a variation on that might "hold bananas:"
"A room full of Hamlets, given intelligent monkeys, probably could crank out a copy of a programmer: unfortunately the one program she, or he, would write would attempt to calculate whether "to be, or not to be" was a question, and go into endless recursion, which might not matter, since the monkeys could be infinite.
yrs, Bill
"What do humans depend on: words ! We're suspended in language: we can never say what's up: or, down. We must communicate experience and ideas, but in ways that do not become ambiguous, and lose objectivity.
For parallels to quantum theory: we must turn to psychology, or to paradoxes thinkers like Buddha and Lao Tzu illuminated, examining reality, as both observer, and actor, in human life's small-scale micro-cosmic drama."
Niels Bohr, 1937
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To my surprise, my boss sent me an email this morning. His email said - your rating in the yearly review is downgraded from what I had given you in the review meeting last week. I have to do this because after reviewing the project budget again, I 've found there were many delays.
I am wondering what kind of company is this? I would have felt it that bad if he had given me this rating in the proper review meeting instead of going back and bouncing this email after one week.
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