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It took longer to type up the solution!
I'm trying not to look at them, but I posted the XKCD link and noticed it and couldn't resist a peek...damnit!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I know how you feel, the bloody things are addictive...
Can't help keep visualizing DD in furs loaded with bling, driving an enormous yank-tank, pimping pseudo-intellectual thrills to the masses!
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And flashing Shakespearean gang sign out the window...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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"How Doxy, I bite my thumb at thee"
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Tom Lawton wrote: Can't help keep visualizing DD in furs loaded with bling, driving an enormous yank-tank, pimping pseudo-intellectual thrills to the masses!
That's funny, because I picture him in a clapped-out Ford Cortina pulling these out of the Times which, like everybody else, he reads to make him look/feel like an intellectual.
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You really are a sad little man.
You constantly denigrate me without having ever me.
I would NEVER read The Times!
That piece of Murdoch trash is little better than a rag.
I am a Daily Telegraph reader of many years standing.
Anyway, if this annoys you so much why, pray tell, are you commenting on it?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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He comments because he can't even spell his name.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Get your head out of the accountant's arse will you.
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... and so you prove your maturity.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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orly? look 2 messages up. "haha, he cant even spell his name".
Sheesh, talk about pot/kettle.
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Are you still trying to convince me you're not being immature? It isn't working.
I am not the one who started out being an arse my comment was directed to Dave rather than you. For now, I'll stop feeding you and let you go back under your bridge.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Whats wrong Dave, did I hit a bit close to the bone?
Didn't realise the Torygraph also ran a daily Cryptic crossword. I'll give you that one - ok, so you pull these out of there instead. The chance that you're actually intelligent enough to make these up is somewhere between zero and nil.
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As it happens I do make them up myself.
The truth is that I actually am very bright and very well educated.
I am sure those on here that have met me will attest to the fact that I am not the 'Mr Thickie' that you would like to believe.
Your attempted character assassinations reveal more about you than about me, and it seems you have a terrible inferiority complex.
Do clever people who have done things with their lives truly terrify you?
Bullied at school perhaps?
Overbearing siblings who alienated you from your mother?
Who can say? I am sure you won't.
Still, it is refreshing to think that I can still engender this kind of roiling spite and deep loathing, it means I haven't mellowed with age.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: Still, it is refreshing to think that I can still engender this kind of roiling spite and deep loathing, it means I haven't mellowed with age.
No, it just means you're still a twat!
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"4thCircle"?
Just a guess.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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http://io9.com/5988790/carrie-fisher-confirms-shes-returning-to-star-wars[^]
I sure hope we're not gonna see anymore of the golden bikini! Time hasn't exactly been kind to Carrie[^]
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Johnny J. wrote: I sure hope we're not gonna see anymore of the golden bikini! Time hasn't exactly been kind to Carrie[^]
I thinks it's much more likely to be the fault of the drugs and booze[^] than time!
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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Her daughter[^] on the other hand, would be more than welcome to take over the infamous bikini...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Why isn't she in the new ones?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'm feeling a little disconnected from my real life. I'm kinda losing touch with the texture of it. You know what I mean? I actually think there is an element of psychosis involved here.
Which movie?
tip: During the restaurant scene I was eating a nice and juicy steak. Eight years of boarding school does prepare you for real life, somehow You get a very strong stomach from the bad food there
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V. wrote: tip: During the restaurant scene I was eating a nice and juicy steak. ... You get a very strong stomach from the bad food there
Must be "When Harry Met Sally" then!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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You're talking about the fake scene ? Yes, woman are always a little disconnected when doing faking that
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Which movie is this quote anyways? 
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