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Re: Alas Smith, just Jones

20-Jul-13 5:34

He liked Trucking - and if you didn't find him funny, you can Truck Off!

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Septimus Hedgehog20-Jul-13 6:58

Septimus Hedgehog

20-Jul-13 6:58

I liked him very much indeed. His hang-dog face always made me smile. I often found him to be funnier than his contemporaries. A lovely funny bloke.

I remember him thus: Laugh | :laugh:

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Re: Alas Smith, just Jones

Mark_Wallace21-Jul-13 20:35

Mark_Wallace

21-Jul-13 20:35

Whoa.

"Rhys Jones described his friend of 35 years as a "brilliant actor"."

So he hated him. Shame, that.

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The prescription

Ravi Bhavnani20-Jul-13 4:10

Ravi Bhavnani

20-Jul-13 4:10

A lady walks into the drugstore and asks for some arsenic.

"Ma'am, why do you want arsenic?" asks the suprised pharmacist. "I want to kill my husband", she replies.

"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"

The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife. He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription."

/ravi

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dan!sh 20-Jul-13 4:13

dan!sh

20-Jul-13 4:13

I think this is the second time I am boo-ing you.

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Ravi Bhavnani20-Jul-13 4:15

Ravi Bhavnani

20-Jul-13 4:15

Time for some refactoring, then. Smile | :)

/ravi

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dan!sh 20-Jul-13 4:41

dan!sh

20-Jul-13 4:41

You are evil. I like it.

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Gary R. Wheeler20-Jul-13 4:33

Gary R. Wheeler

20-Jul-13 4:33

Got to love the classics Cool | :cool:

Software Zen: delete this;

Mike Hankey20-Jul-13 5:16

Mike Hankey

20-Jul-13 5:16

Always a good one! Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

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PIEBALDconsult20-Jul-13 7:04

PIEBALDconsult

20-Jul-13 7:04

"Shirley, you mean cyanide." -- Leslie Nielsen

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Ravi Bhavnani20-Jul-13 8:13

Ravi Bhavnani

20-Jul-13 8:13

Clearly the abridged version isn't going to garner anywhere near the 26 upvotes the original did! Big Grin | :-D

/ravi

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Roger Wright20-Jul-13 16:40

Roger Wright

20-Jul-13 16:40

Will Rogers never met me.

I am scared

dan!sh 20-Jul-13 0:37

dan!sh

20-Jul-13 0:37

I am working an module for past 3 weeks or so. It is quite complex. I just wanted to get the basic infrastructure sorted and then work on refactoring to make it proper (yeah, I am an idiot). Of course, I never did it. I kept on building things on top. Kept on delaying refactor process. Today I found some strange behavior which led me to debug depths of hell in it. It is un-understandable.

The kicker here is the comment I had kept on top:

Copy Code

// TODO: Refactor this heavily nested code. Or it will haunt later.

I guess it's time to get haunted.

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OriginalGriff20-Jul-13 0:41

20-Jul-13 0:41

Boo!

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Cornelius Henning20-Jul-13 3:59

20-Jul-13 3:59

Eeeeek!!

OriginalGriff20-Jul-13 4:31

20-Jul-13 4:31

Where's the mouse?

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Cornelius Henning20-Jul-13 5:10

20-Jul-13 5:10

In my panties!

OriginalGriff20-Jul-13 5:23

20-Jul-13 5:23

TMI! TMI!

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Cornelius Henning20-Jul-13 5:57

20-Jul-13 5:57

Oops! Any overloading of your processor was unintentional. Chin-on-chest I will now fade into the shadows! Sigh | :sigh:

OriginalGriff20-Jul-13 6:29

20-Jul-13 6:29

What you and your pets do in the comfort of your own home... Laugh | :laugh:

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Cornelius Henning20-Jul-13 6:47