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It was the Express Version, so free (at least they pretend it)
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Do we have to nuke so many accounts now? I wish to be number 10'000'000
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Since we are in the week end I don't care...
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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He liked Trucking - and if you didn't find him funny, you can Truck Off!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Whoa.
"Rhys Jones described his friend of 35 years as a "brilliant actor"."
So he hated him. Shame, that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A lady walks into the drugstore and asks for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, why do you want arsenic?" asks the suprised pharmacist. "I want to kill my husband", she replies.
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife. He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription."
/ravi
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I think this is the second time I am boo-ing you.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Time for some refactoring, then.
/ravi
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You are evil. I like it.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Got to love the classics .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Always a good one!
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Clearly the abridged version isn't going to garner anywhere near the 26 upvotes the original did!
/ravi
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I am working an module for past 3 weeks or so. It is quite complex. I just wanted to get the basic infrastructure sorted and then work on refactoring to make it proper (yeah, I am an idiot). Of course, I never did it. I kept on building things on top. Kept on delaying refactor process. Today I found some strange behavior which led me to debug depths of hell in it. It is un-understandable.
The kicker here is the comment I had kept on top:
I guess it's time to get haunted.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Boo!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Where's the mouse?
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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TMI! TMI!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Oops! Any overloading of your processor was unintentional. Chin-on-chest I will now fade into the shadows! 
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What you and your pets do in the comfort of your own home...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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From deep within the pit of shame in the darkest shadow, I cry to thee: If my previous contribution was TMI, my response to this one will blow every fuse in your processor! Cannot have THAT on my conscience - You seem like such a decent chap. 
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