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Stab him in the face.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Why wait 3 months? Send him a polite IM or email requesting that he not sing and drum on the desk. He's probably not aware that he's disturbing you. (If he was, you would've said something.  )
/ravi
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Drip some Crazy Glue on desk where he taps his fingers.
Marc
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Such a deal as I have for the OP. We buy CA (cyanoacrylate adhesive) in 5 gallon containers.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Noise cancelling headphones are the greatest invention since... erm... radio?
[edit] Oh, I just saw your earlier reply that you can't have headphones. Just kill him and dump his body in the confidential papers shredder bin - it worked for me!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Realistically of course there are only three alternatives
1. He stops
2. You quit
3. He quits.
Option 1/3 means that you must find some way to make it happen.
You could of course negotiate with option 2 by saying "He stops making noise or I am out of here". That of course depends on your own situation and how valuable the company finds you and him.
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Work on your Carol Channing and Ethel Merman imitations, and respond in kind.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Record him on day one and play it back for the rest of the week with a directional speaker aimed at his desk
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Is when a Russian ex-KGB agent sabotages the war plans of a Nobel Peace Prize Laureate.
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Give it a couple of days.
They'll switch roles depending on which way the wind blows.
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..and you can't make a movie out of it; too damn unrealistic.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's not a paradox, that's irony.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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And no more ironic than giving one to Obama who, during his acceptance speech, reminds us how war is necessary....
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
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Personally, I'd like to grab each of them by the ear and knock their heads together.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I Just did some manual test and IE11 might very well be faster than chrome!!
In startup and page loading time!! :P
Might give it a new go! :P
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"'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'"
T. Pratchett, Eric
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Oook? Oook oook oook! Oook!
speramus in juniperus
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Here you go! Sorry it was late.
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IE is always fast on new installs/Windows installs.
It just slows down after a few weeks.
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Just installed there too... Looks good... But, we know... It will always be IE... haha
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I didn't know they were done with 10.
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THIS[^] is a browser.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Once upon a time I did use it! ^^
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I downloaded an OpenVMS version of Lynx, but I still haven't tried installing it.
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