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Work on your Carol Channing and Ethel Merman imitations, and respond in kind.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Record him on day one and play it back for the rest of the week with a directional speaker aimed at his desk
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Is when a Russian ex-KGB agent sabotages the war plans of a Nobel Peace Prize Laureate.
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Give it a couple of days.
They'll switch roles depending on which way the wind blows.
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..and you can't make a movie out of it; too damn unrealistic.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's not a paradox, that's irony.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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And no more ironic than giving one to Obama who, during his acceptance speech, reminds us how war is necessary....
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
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Personally, I'd like to grab each of them by the ear and knock their heads together.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I Just did some manual test and IE11 might very well be faster than chrome!!
In startup and page loading time!! :P
Might give it a new go! :P
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"'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'"
T. Pratchett, Eric
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Oook? Oook oook oook! Oook!
speramus in juniperus
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Here you go! Sorry it was late.
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IE is always fast on new installs/Windows installs.
It just slows down after a few weeks.
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Just installed there too... Looks good... But, we know... It will always be IE... haha
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I didn't know they were done with 10.
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THIS[^] is a browser.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Once upon a time I did use it! ^^
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I downloaded an OpenVMS version of Lynx, but I still haven't tried installing it.
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LYNX?!?!?!!?
Used that at the university years ago... 
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Does it solve the other problems with IE. Hate the crap that interferes with navigating back
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care to elaborate?
Dunno what you bitchin about! 
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Often when navigate to a new page, the ads interfere with navigating back. So far have disabled 2 URLs to fix. See if still have problem.
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Just wait until you have a few cookies and the cache starts filling up.
Marc
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