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Amazingly indestructible wish my D7000 would have been as much.
It's in the repair shop now because it got partially submerged in the lake. I dried it for 4 days and it almost worked but wouldn't take pictures...damn. Hoping I get it back before camping trip in 2 weeks! Man I am lost without it, I can do without my cell phone but feel naked without the camera.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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You can watch it live at 10AM US Pacific time here[^]. If, and only if, you watch it on an Apple device. 
cheers
Chris Maunder
modified 3-Jun-14 7:44am.
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To kick seven shades of **** out of the parrot that wouldn't stop swearing.......
See next thread.....edit: after the one below that crept in!
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
To catch up with the chicken.
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Why did the Lady cross the road?
To catch up with the pervert.
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Why did the tramp cross the road?
etc. etc. etc.
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I know a ruder version of that joke.
To be fair, I know a ruder version of most jokes.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: I know a ruder version of that joke.
The word is stuck...
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Indeed it is.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I didn't know a rider version of this joke, but I think I just figured one out. 
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Or stapled?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I thought that was why did the dead koala stay in the tree?
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OWNED! Well done indeed! Lets see if the other (judges) agrees
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We should mix the jokes, to add some punchlinecaching.com effect.
Example : change the below punch line from "What did the chicken" to "Where is the boat ?"
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Mickael Martin received a parrot for his birthday, as this was a free gift for buying 500L of beer at once. The parrot was fully grown, with a very british attitude and the best vocabulary ever. Every sentence he spoke was almost poetry.
Martin tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly swearing, playing metal, showing Aussie TV shows...anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got even nicer with him, thinking Martin needed help. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Martin put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird mildly protesting, then getting louder, and then, suddenly, he started swearing like a professional Detroit drug dealer who stepped bare foot on a lego brick.
Martin was delighted, and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot almost tried to kill him, and said: "[Censored] Do not [Censored] do that again, you [Censored][Censored] of [Censored], [Censored]"
Martin was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "What the [Censored] did the [Censored] chicken do ?"
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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And so it starts
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You could improve the flow of this prose by leaving in all the sunshines and elephants.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Damn right ! I am so not used to swearing that I did not think about it...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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I noticed that actually being funny was not a part of your requirements. That is good, I am sure that many programmers here can write an algorithm to determine that their joke differs from others by >= 66% in wording. But, I doubt many can write an algorithm to determine how funny a joke is.  
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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prove it 
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What I said was original, but not really funny.
Being original and funny is hard.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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