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[hands feeling around for a sharp object]
My eyes! My eyes!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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31337 h4X0r5 4R3 3v3RYwh3R3, 7h053 5Cr1p7 k1Dd135...
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I'm almost ashamed of the fact that I was able to read this without any hesitation... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Don't worry, those were GREAT times to be alive and kicking!
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: boxorz
TMI
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10-4
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Shouldn't this be posted in Q&A? Either that or it's time to buy a new keyboard. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Oops, forgot the urgentz plz! 
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My dad did this all the time. He did it for as long as I can remember, but I always assumed on first glance that it was "laugh out loud". Because I guess that's what I'm used to.
"Your sister is at the hospital to have the baby, blood pressure is high right now. LOL Dad"
"I saw the doc today and have to start treatment next week. LOL Dad"
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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NickPace wrote: (BTW, grandpa is doing well  )
Behind the wicket! What's he doing playing cricket in hospital? Shouldn't he be resting?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I was going to go with a Sodium Hydride pun, but then I thought “NaH”
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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H2S!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Pu.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I like yours better than mine.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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It doesn't matter.
while (true) {
continue;
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Doesn't that compound the problem?
/ravi
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Sorry, no reaction here.
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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That's best read in an atrium.
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Johnny was a chemist.
Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4
All rights reserved (Leslie Nielsen)
There are strangers on the Plain, Croaker
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I've always heard this version...
Johnny was a chemist, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was water, was H2SO4.
Jeremy Falcon
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We had some Packers and Movers in Delhi a few months ago, we proudly announced that you needed to check the house after they left - as they always leave some of your stuff behind.
Now they are back (in moderation) promising "[you can] have hustle free relocation experience" 
So not only is half your stuff going to be left behind, but they're going to move really slowly as well!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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