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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Punch yourself in the eye without a time machine!!!
He should just punch himself for wearing the same clothes now as in the past. That dude must smell. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I hate to be like this.... but that won't work :'(
But it would be cool, so you could write kick ass programms in no time by basically working on it a year then getting 1 back with the code and just copy-paste it then XD
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Leaving the company at the right time does alleviate this.
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Mott The Hoople drummer Griffin dies aged 67 clickity[^]
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Dammit. Will they please stop shuffling off the mortal coil for a while?
This space for rent
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I agree!
The old saying is they come in threes but lately that's not been the case, been a rash of em.
Now I ask you why couldn't it have been The Beiber? No lose there!
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Will they please stop shuffling off the mortal coil for a while?
And even more mortal points...
(That should sort the experienced from the ingénues!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hi All,
I have had a wine about BT and then posted some thing positive, which got a mix of Reply's, now they have done the ultimate. Went back to my flat today. Got a number of jobs done (still haven't done the washing up that has building since before Christmas though) got a phone call from a number I did not know, answered it, it was my Mum. Seems BT have connected a number that is not my parents. BT have connected the wrong number to the house! To any CPians who work for BT tomorrow you might want to call in sick. 
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Have another wine or 2.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Umm I'm on Beer at the moment, it have to be 3 though, 2 was finished as typed the warning!
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 BT is obviously very incompetent at what they do.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Are they also sending the phone bill to the true owners of the new number?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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On the whole I'd be tempted to leave well enough alone. They'll never be able to just change the number without disconnecting it, cutting off the broadband and probably blowing up the exchange into the bargain. It could be June before you get another call! It's a working line, just be grateful for that! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Quote: On the whole I'd be tempted to leave well enough alone.
I completely agree, they will break something sure as eggs are eggs. However it's not my line its my parents so good luck to them.
modified 19-Jan-16 11:51am.
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Here[^]
Awesome music.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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For crying out loud, would people just stop dying for five seconds already! I can't keep up! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You have to admit, it will make one hell of a line-up.
This space for rent
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One of my favorite artists, and my favorite band. RIP, Glenn. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
/ravi
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'the heat is on' will be played during his cremation.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Eight years ago I created a table to keep a user from asking me for data every time they wanted to run a report.
A second person wanted the same data for a different reason.
I am sure you see where I am going....
Today the table has morphed into a major repository for data used by many processes. It was never well thought out as I point out frequently. To top it off, some of the data is created by "fuzzy" logic as there is no direct correlation between two bits of information they want to store.
Just a rant as the CIO just talked about using the table for reports, and I wanted to vent.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Now you're done venting, I think you should pick up a book with baby-names and find an appropriate name for your creation.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Call it "SkyNet", and open it up to the web...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That'l teach you to hack something together for a user. 4 years down the track they want to move it to the core reporting structure and you KNOW it is crap.
I have just spent the last couple months writing forecast system whose data source is... excel. EVERY meeting I go into I tell them it is a disaster looking for a desk to happen on, every time I get told to just build the bloody thing. As MM would say FFAaaaaarrrrK!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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