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So you can assume that someone is a Cockney, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
You can assume that someone is a Brummie, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
You can assume that someone is a Geordie, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
You can assume that someone is a Scotsman, because of his accent that you cannot understand.
Keep your itchy finger off the Political Correctness trigger, eh? You might piss people off.
Correction;: you Have pissed at least one person off, with your racist views.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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 Maybe keep your itchy feet away from the edge of conclusion gully. It's a bloody long way down when you leap out into open space without the slightest support like that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I just don't like seeing genuine racist behaviour on CP.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I do? I have absolutely no idea what you're on about!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Hang on a minute. You're not the guy who attacked the OP for "needless racism". Why did you take up his flag?
I thought I was having a go at him, not someone else.
Well, that's spoiled my fun 
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Your period is staring soon?
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What's really scary is that I can't think of a better explanation than that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not racism, it's more like the truth!
I speak of my own personal experience here.
Inventing your own twisted pronunciation for a language that already has two proper ones (three if we count in our friends in the outback) is just not the way to go.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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england made a government for India that didn't need it
So it's fair India can invented a dialect of English 
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I find certain races ridiculous. IndyCar per example, they just drive around in a circle.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Yeah, they call and say "I'm Larry from MyRecruiter.com and I'm calling from Pennsylvania."
I usually respond with please hold on a second, and come back after about 10 seconds and say, "I can't find Pennsylvania in India."
You can tell that it catches them a little off-guard because there's a short delay before they start talking again. Then, I try to get them to tell me where they're really calling from because "we can't possibly start a business relationship based on a lie".
Nine times out of ten, they own up to the fact that they're calling from India, at which point I tell them that I can't, in good conscience, deal with an out-sourced recruiter without compromising my own principles regarding out-sourced programmers, and I demand to speak to someone actually located in the US, working for a US company.
If it goes beyond that, I ask them if they're a "senior recruiter", then they should have noticed on my Monster profile that I refuse to relocate, and that I abhor the complete disregard for my wishes already displayed by someone that claims to be a "senior recruiter".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Most time for senior position they will offer telecommute opportunity to potential recruit 
Be careful not to become angry and firing guns at the phone 
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I find phone-smashing to be extremely cathartic (in the non-literal sense, of course).
I've never tried it with a firearm, but just the thought of it transports me to a happy place...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I ask them if they're a "senior recruiter"
If they answer "Yes", it's probably because they've only ever managed to recruit seniors, who have advanced senility.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Does your stalker Pikachu when you play Pokémon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pikachu
Gesundheit!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you teach a parrot to only say 'parrot', you basically have a Pokémon.
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It throw poop attack to hurt nose and noise attack agenst ears
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Your jokes are getting a little Slowbro, they're making me Krabby and a little Drowzee.
Sometimes they're just really Farfetch'd.
I'm not sure if you should Exeggcute them differently or if they're just Marowak.
Anyway, if you get a Chansey if you can make some less Oddish jokes.
I've been Seaking good Pokémon jokes, so I guess it could be alright if you don't Jynx it.
And yes, I was young when the original 150 came out 
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I'd rather pick a chewing gum. 
Life is too shor
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I refuse to take part in this abomination! However, not to leave empty handed, I'll add one more to last weeks eye-based edition:
If an eyeball has a wet attitude, is it seen as having an aqueous humor?
Another damn act of un-called-for desperation.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's round about now that you wish you'd paid attention when Pokemon cartoons were on the telly. I got nothing!
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My wife asked me
"While you're out can you get milk, if they have eggs can you get 6"
I still haven't come back and the trolleys getting full.
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So you remembered the beer then.
You still haven't told us what brand and OG wants to know if you got the bacon.
This space for rent
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To busy going between the egg and the milk aisle at the moment.
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