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Well - I can help you with that.

There's a movie that can help you clean up that unintelligible accent, reforming it into something not only more realistic but more satisfying and infinitely more accessible.

It can be accessed by studying Dick van Dyke in the "Mary Poppins" movie.

Trust me on this - when you can speak like Burt then your Cortana will flirt!





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