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Did you hear they are updating the Narnia books? The Great Lion has been replaced by twins: Aslan and Aswan…
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Someone call a vet - OG's is apparently rather ill this AM.
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They're also re-releasing the TinTin comic books. But because of an extensive increase in metal costs, they're going to call it LeadLead instead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Na, I don't think so. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I read it on the Interwebz. Ain't nothing untrue there!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ba, I think it's all a Li.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He He - Finally got it! O Ma Gd, how clever you are... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Elementary, my dear Johnny! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, surprised[^] it took me so long, because I DO know the periodic table[^]!
But when I was born, it was slightly less complicated[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Whew! I thought you may have been BiPoLaRh! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't Plutonium-Sulfur-Hydrogen it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oxygen Potassium, Berilliun Potassium Iodine Neodymium!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'll ask Obi lan kenOSI what he thinks of this neat work.
I hope they don't wire the sharks ...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Boris' new anti-euro slogan featuring Shaun the Sheep is: "Baah Humbug".
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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 If that's clever it's over my head.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So the guy I sit next to is really anti-europe, even more anti-europe than me. He is away in Abu Dabi at the moment and I thought it would be 'hilarious' if I scanned the pages from the recent Propaganda leaflet our lovely Government sent us recently and wallpaper his desk and cubicle with it.
So I just badged into the printer and spent 5 minutes diligently scanning each and every page and sending it to me via the 'send-to-me' option. Imagine my horror when I get back to my desk to find the 'send-to-me' option hasn't actually sent it to me - but sent it to one of the Senior Directors. I know this because he has forwarded on the first 2 pages to me, at which point he appears to have got bored with being spammed because he hasn't bothered to forward on the other 14 pages.
I'm just going to IS now to request they fix this. While I'm at it I'm also going to bolt the door on my stable after my horse ran away this morning.
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Could have been worse. You could have chosen to decorate his cubicle with pr0n... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yup, because then the VP wouldn't have forwarded them at all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Natures way of telling you to hunker down and do your work.
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PompeyThree wrote: really anti-europe
Anti-Europe or anti-EU?
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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How so, they're two different things - Europe is a continent and the EU is an organisation? 
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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PompeyThree wrote: I'm just going to IS now ...
Because terrorist organisations have great IT support networks! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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