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Sorry if I sounded desperate, but do have a look at the top two candidates our American friends have chosen to be competing for presidency. They have chosen these two from the *millions* of people they have.
I think only an alien abduction could help. Now, how would the aliens deal with the duo? That's their problem.
Clearly. But we didn't choose those 20 just like you don't chose out of your millions who will run.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
but great job nitpicking, and missing the humour and point completely!
I did a great job doing that. It wasn't funny at all. I did totally miss any humor that was there.
I see people use this same ridiculous statement over and over so you just happened to be the one I finally responded to. There are many people more qualified to be President but did not chose to run. This nonsense that "these are the best 2 they can come up with out of millions" is old, dry, and was never actually funny at all. Griff's thoughts of the day are funnier than this dry piece.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
In the US, they'll only get gallons, because we don't measure things in litres.
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