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Something like that. "Annoying" and "stupid" sounds familiar anyway... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: whack-a-mol
Like this?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think his has a lead weighted core, and is wrapped in razor wire...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... For winio screens, that is.
It must be an extension of their "make all windows/borders/title-bars white" crusade.
Mind you, now it's at least functional as a lamp, when it crashes, which is almost as useful as it is when it doesn't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It must be an extension of their "make all windows/borders/title-bars white" crusade.
"No design" is the new design 
I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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They take their cues from Disaster Area:
"'It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me out,' said Zaphod, whose love affair with the ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight. 'Every time you try and operate these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.'"
--- DNA, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it
Wow. Adams really knew the future of UX design.
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It used to be funny back in the days when he wrote that, but I stopped laughing upon the release of W8, which introduced the flat "design". As long as you have bezels and backkdrops or just about anything that serves as a visible border of an UI component, all is well. But the flat design dumped them.
Using identical colors does exacerbate this problem. But with visible borders, it wouldn't be a problem at all.
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Monochrome is back. Literally.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's a good point.
The "An error has occurred" message might be there, but still in white text.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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eraser promises ruining (11)
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Deleterious?
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Mel Padden wrote: Deleterious
Good to know if I ever need a good hacker name. I think I will specialize on making information disappear.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?
Which movie?
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Performance Review
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The Adventures of Kim Kardashian! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How the gone rum was won
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Popenado!
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I just googled this. Other interesting "movies" include:
Pepocalypse. Popeageddon. Popetastrophe
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Debbie does Death Valley
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Behind the Music: Blue Öyster Cult.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Comma Cops, The Code Review. Part VI
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The Good Life
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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