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The Adventures of Kim Kardashian! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How the gone rum was won
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Popenado!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I just googled this. Other interesting "movies" include:
Pepocalypse. Popeageddon. Popetastrophe
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Debbie does Death Valley
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Behind the Music: Blue Öyster Cult.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Comma Cops, The Code Review. Part VI
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The Good Life
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I think mine is a mess. Here are the items on it:
- Laptop
- Second monitor
- Spare CPU, keyboard and mouse
- VOIP phone
- My mobile phone
- USB cable and earphones for my phone
- Water bottle
- Coffee mug
- Lunch box
- Greek yoghurt (yummy)
- My laptop bag
- Helmet and jacket
Is it similar for you? how do you prefer your desk to be like?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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A clean, tidy desk is a sign of a sick mind!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well, either that or an empty mind.
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more like someone with to much time on their hands.
They need to be given more work.
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I once said, "A clean desk is the sign of not enough work to do". We had hired a new COO who happened to be a big advocate for "lean" and he said he disagreed.
Yet, in the years to come, despite him saying "we should do lean" and talking about putting shadow boards in the workshop I cannot think of one single thing he ever achieved.
So much for lean.
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Phone, calulator, tablet, keyboard, mouse, graphics tablet, two monitors, glass full of pens, PC, mobile phone, headphones, stapler, reading glasses, walk-about glasses, tape measure, ear buds, scrap paper for notes, two invoices to put on system, clamp current meter, cat.
Cat hair, cat paw prints, more cat hair.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: cat
I am feline that there should be a claws against such impurrfections.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Meow calm down everybody.
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First table:
- my first computer, working like a charm for the last 38 years
- tape recorder and stacks of old tapes with programs
- old celery 300 notebook, runs terminal emulation for the old computer
- some circuit boards in various stages of reconstruction
Desk 1:
- oscilloscope, multimeter, assorted tools
- lamp
- breadboard with my replacement for the unavailable hex keyboard encoder
- the still unfinished body for my UH-1E scale model, ready for adding the rivets
- (EDIT) forgot the Stormtrooper helmet
Desk 2:
- PC stuff, monitor, keyboard, mouse
- piles of USB sticks, DVDs and even floppies
- a small TV for distraction, the entire wall above the desks for entertainment
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 19-Oct-16 6:06am.
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CDP1802 wrote: the entire wall above the desks for entertainment
To watch paint dry?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Nope. Usually I sit in the chair at the other side of the room and use the entire wall to watch movies.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hey @chris-maunder this is strange. I replied to only one post (the other one), but it's appeared as responses to two different posts! The second one is not meow post, and I smell some catspiracy. 
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Have to operate on a clean desk, parent company policy sadly  I as do prefer organised chaos
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Doesn't clean desk mean that no confidential documents should be lying around unattended? We have it too but I guess it is not intended to be taken literally.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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