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Cheer up, don't be so negative - it's not terminal.
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He should stay away from the police for now, otherwise they might charge him with something.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: they might charge him with something.
A Tazer? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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..and throw him into a dry cell?
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That's flat out a good flunk.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ever had that moment when adding a customer requested feature you realize had the original design been done correctly, all you would have to add is one method? No, instead, it's an elephanting mess...
just once, I would like to do something right. No, I'm not modifying my code, but I'm certainly not sinless in this area.
We had one job...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Seems a legit candidate for the W&W section
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Your post is up-voted, and I'm going to write an article about the issue I'm fixing tonight. I'll post it to W&W. It's a real turd.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Entropy increases.
Tough to design out.
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yeah entropy is a bitch, no need to encourage her.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I rarely NOT had that moment... 
Especially with that customer who flunked their DI test and used MEF (which is not a DI library!) 
But the feeling when you have that seemingly huge feature request and you can fix it by introducing a simple class or method is priceless
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 I'm not sure if I should laugh or be angry or dismayed...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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It's certainly nothing to laugh about.
Getting angry with my (ex-)coworkers probably isn't the way to go either.
So I guess that leaves dismayed.
May I also suggest disappointed? 
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as my co-consultant said, "shhh, you have the happy joy of fixing it."
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Never was much good at hypnosis. 
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And here I thought it was because you couldn't find the exit.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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It looked like an entrance; she said it was only an exit. :shrug:
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Really? I found it mesmerizing.
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Me too - I remember everything that the hyp... Woof! Wooof! Woof!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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C00l 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I prefer Heptadecimal, since you can use it to also represent music notes. Since it goes to G
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But does it go up to 0x0B?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did you eat any BAAD F00D that day?
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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