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Do bigger dogs quark louder?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nah - a quark is the sound made by a well-bred duck.
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No Sir! That would be "quaark"!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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well, if they keep moving it about for sure they will never agree
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Don't think so. Mastiff sounds like what awaits you at the morgue if you are the homocide detective in charge of the case... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That is elementary, my dear Watt-son.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Higgsactly!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't believe in that. The universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons!
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Gah! T-shirt is missing the Oxford Comma!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was produced by morons. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Could be that it never went to Oxford...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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More likely a sumo match.
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Nah, that's what awaits the unwary who answer the question, "do these pants make my butt look big?"
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I've got my ion you buster.
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Ha! I got a charge out of your comment!
/ravi
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I found out, if you're not part of the solution, you must be a precipitate! so said Sly.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Actually I'm just suspended in disbelief.
/ravi
PS: How are you doing, Walt?
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I hope it's not negative...
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Not at all - it has potential!
/ravi
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Isn't there a test payload that will be delivered to Mars when everything goes as planned?
Edit: They mentioned what will be sent on its way to mars in the article.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Quote: Isn't there a test payload that will be delivered to Mars when everything goes as planned?
If it was my payload I would be skepticle! Last one blew up quite nicely, but hey I wonder if they are using an ASIMO to 'drive' the Tesla, liked the thing about having Star Man on the Hi-Fi.
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It's not going to land on Mars. Instead, it will go into a high orbit.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Should be interesting... specially the landing of the rockets...
Falcon Heavy Test Flight | SpaceX[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I think it's a huge waste of resources. They could come up with a much more suitable payload without much thought.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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