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Preparing fish is not easy. On the way to work I sometimes saw the lady from the local chinese restaurant feed the ducks with stale bread and the carps always tried to snatch away their share. I know the restaurant has duck on the menu, now I wonder if they also have carps.
Very sure. The greedy ducks would race towards a piece of bread in the water and sometimes a carp would come up and gulp it down before the ducks could reach it. Sometimes several of them would be lurking just below the surface and look where the bread landed, just like the ducks.
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Felt quite dramatic. Cops in India are well known for their lazy and untimed responses for emergency calls. But this one's a bit different. Feel quite grateful for these people who are risking their lives to save someone else's.