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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
Have you met your cat?OriginalGriff wrote: wipe them for him?
I predict a shredded door, a small pile of smoking hardware, and a slightly-miffed cat.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Forgive me if this is to personal, but does your wife prefer...
Rubys or Perls?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 9-Feb-18 6:25am.
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As long as she can C#, that's all she asks.
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She always asks for the Lua.
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i am yet single, so cannot answer that right now, but i like @OrigninalGriff's answer 
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None of them, she likes BASIC jewels.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Such as Quartz?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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She prefers Crystal.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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THAT IS DISGUSTING!
NEVER MENTION THAT FILTHY NAME AGAIN! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, it's better than BO! (or SAP)  
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Well - preferring neither the one on the left nor the one on the right, at night she prefers COBOLS.
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such a BASIC question - any married man can answer it
the usual answer from the missus: "either one is OK" (no clues, ask again, same answer)
woe betide you chose wrongly.
Only safe solution: give both - even if you cant afford it.
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All girls really just want my Python 
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Dunno, I just give her a tcl.
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My wife doesn't care what language she uses as long as she can imperatively declare what function I am to recursively perform. 
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Yeah I once read about that pattern in uni.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This isn't as nsfw as it may sound, but it made me laugh so here goes:
Bloke I make feel better with a hand job (8)
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Munchies? (as in Matt)
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That was a very long time ago. 
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Bloke MAN
I I
make feel better CURE
with a hand job
MANICURE
The only bit I don't get is the possible lack of SFWness ... :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
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Indeed - too easy really, but ... 
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Yeah I know - you couldn't resist it!
I've done the same: "This is too easy - but I like it!"
A pretty good clue! 
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OMG - I actually figured this one out! It must have been waaaay to easy.
My brain does not work right on these - which is weird because I love puns and usinga and abusing the English language but I usually draw a complete blank of CCCs.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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