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Personally, I prefer the "watch cat" over the watch dog.
When your pet tiger here's a noise, it doesn't make any of its own. Just patiently waits. If the burglar breaks in - their might be a muffled scream; some clean-up; and a short term reduction in your feeding bill.
As if that would stop the loverboys from coming, some may not even have owners.
In our case the story ended well. It turned out that the loverboy recently became homeless and our cat felt lonely. She had attacked every cat before and after him, but he was right. She let him in and eventually we had two cats that kept everything else away from the house, including dogs.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
Need help? Here's a tip: skip straight to the end and reinstall windows.
you could send all sorts of logs to the help desk and on their suggestion do the "sfc/scannow" and other useless things, but when has that ever helped
- scroll down almost any windows bug forum, nearly always ends with "try reinstalling windows" (too often followed a bit later with a reply from the OP: "thanks - that worked" - FFS)
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